{"id":1504,"date":"2021-08-24T13:41:52","date_gmt":"2021-08-24T11:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/?p=1504"},"modified":"2021-08-29T21:36:22","modified_gmt":"2021-08-29T19:36:22","slug":"aujourdhui-je-nai-rien-a-dire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/2021\/08\/24\/aujourdhui-je-nai-rien-a-dire\/","title":{"rendered":"Aujourd&#8217;hui je n&#8217;ai rien \u00e0 dire"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>L&#8217;autre jour, je suis parti \u00e0 la montagne, mon piano sur le<br \/>dos et ma soupe en kit dans ma besace, v\u00eatu de ma mini-<br \/>jupette pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e et de bas r\u00e9sille assorti.<br \/><br \/>Je sais, \u00e7a n&#8217;a pas plus d&#8217;int\u00e9r\u00eat qu&#8217;une perruque sur un<br \/>cornichon, mais quand m\u00eame\u00a0!<br \/><br \/>Du haut de la montagne, on regarde passer les Airbus, voler<br \/>les trains, courir les nuages\u2026<br \/><br \/>Quand soudain, mon stylo se mit en gr\u00e8ve.<br \/><br \/>Puisque tu n&#8217;as rien \u00e0 dire, fit-il, je m&#8217;arr\u00eate d\u2019\u00e9crire, m\u00eame<br \/>lentement, m\u00eame pas vite, m\u00eame au ralenti&#8230;<br \/><br \/>Je fais comme les crocodiles, ajouta mon stylo, quand il n&#8217;y a<br \/>plus d&#8217;eau dans la mare.<br \/><br \/>Je me marre, lui r\u00e9pondis-je, en le rangeant dans ma poche<br \/>revolver, qui l\u2019accueillit \u00e0 coup de balles.<br \/><br \/>Je suis tel un clown qui en a marre, jalous\u00e9 par ceux qui<br \/>n&#8217;ont pas d\u2019amarre, alors que moi, le croco-clown, je peux<br \/>me suspendre \u00e0 ma girafe pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e, toujours surprise par<br \/>tant de calinit\u00e9es\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&#8217;autre jour, je suis parti \u00e0 la montagne, mon piano sur ledos et ma soupe en kit dans ma besace, v\u00eatu de ma mini-jupette pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e et de bas r\u00e9sille assorti. Je sais, \u00e7a n&#8217;a pas plus d&#8217;int\u00e9r\u00eat qu&#8217;une perruque sur uncornichon, mais quand m\u00eame\u00a0! Du haut de la montagne, on regarde passer les Airbus, volerles [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1601,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[61],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1504"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1505,"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1504\/revisions\/1505"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huguesjacobelli.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}